Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m too cute for you. It’s okay. I understand you’re into the rough type. More power to you.
You went with it so technically you’re the bad one here.
Yeah, that’s obviously it. That’s a hefty assumption to make, that Xavier is rough! Unless— oh, unless you mean rough around the edges. But either way. I’m trying not to feel smug here but I’m definitely still feeling a little smug.
Again, a cop out.
Don’t worry. I’ll protect your virgin eyes. I’m totally not joking right now. One time you adjusted your jacket and I got full on boob view. It was great and before I realized you were gonna be my new best friend. Well what else would we do?
My eyes are hardly of the virgin variety but I appreciate it. Really? Well I didn’t do it on purpose. At least I don’t think I did. That was rather rude of me if I did considering I didn’t then, and still now, have no intention on ever hooking up with you in any way, shape, or form. That’s some how the biggest cop out answer ever but… I really don’t know.
There’s nothing brave about it. Unless you watch that Mac girl down a hotdog. That’s enough to give you nightmares for weeks. You ruined that chance once you used your boobs to distract me. I don’t think I can see you as a sister after that. That’s what I’m talking about.
Is eating in the cafeteria really worth such horrid terrors? I have enough nightmares on my own, I don’t need to add to the list. When did I ever do that?! I think you’re making things up. I can’t believe I’ve been reduced to high fiving.
You got it. I’ll pack you a little lunch for school tomorrow and we can dine in style. Then you’ll wish you were actually part of the family. I did because I have it. Stop trying to ruin my day. Don’t harsh my mellow, G.
That sounds… oddly appealing. I normally skip out on lunch but I guess I can brave the cafeteria for you. Maybe I already do. Oh my God, you did not just— okay. My bad. Not harshing the mellow anymore.
Do you want the classics or the good stuff? Because my grandma made tortillas this morning and a couple different types of empanadas if you want some extra flava’ in your life.
Uh, surprise me. Normally I’d just cook but I cook everyday, and I think it’d be nice for someone else to provide me with food for once. Did you really just say flava?
Grandma definitely went overboard this year. We’ll have leftovers for weeks.
Share some with me then. No Easter dinners over here in camp Salvatore.
Aw, you don’t believe in me? So in the past this conversation would have ended like five minutes ago?
It’s very cute! I get that a lot. Well if you ever find it, let me know. Believe it or not, I could really use it.
Tentatively. Yeah, honestly. I’m not all prickly to people just because I don’t like them. I don’t want to talk to them, either.
Ugh, cute. It’s doubtful, but okay. Are you kidding? You probably wrote the rule book.
AUTUMN CARLYLE COMMENTED::ccc you and xav are so meant to be it’s gross WHY NO PROMPOSALS YOU TWO