I’ll bring a fruit platter and some tanning oil. Think I could lend a book?
Damn, remind me to invite you over more often if all that’s going to be a thing. Absolutely. What genres are you into?
Seriously? I don’t think you know what you’ve just agreed to. I’ll try my best not to splash you when I perform yet another epic canonball.
I won’t be offended if you splash me. I don’t think I’ve actually ever tried a canonball now that I’m thinking about it.
Unless.. unless, I find a DeLorean with a scientist inside and can change the future, but that’s probably never going to happen. [He sighed.] I guess I’ll have to become a hermit instead.
I would attempt to be optimistic for you but I think we all know how that would go, so instead I’ll agree that yes, that will never happen. That seems like a drastic solution.
I have never been more jealous in my life. You might want to keep watch on your pool at all times. I’m not saying I’m going to hop the fence and take a dip, but I’m also not denying it.
You don’t have to do that. You could just knock on my front door. I don’t generally bar people from my pool, but to be honest I’ve never had people wanting to use my pool either so.
I’m on a whole other level of jealous right now.
You’re welcome to join me. I’m the only one in the family who uses it, it could use more company.
Aw, but what if I do screw up again? What if you never talk to me again, and then, I have to stalk your blog for your attention?
Well, that’s the future you know to expect should you mess up again and now you can avoid it.
Oh. Well, I’m sorry, I should’ve known.
It’s okay. I forgive you. Just this once.
Isn’t the point of having a pool using it to swim, though?
Did I say I wasn’t going to swim?
D-doesn’t that defeat the entire purpose of a pool if you’re just gonna read..?
I’m not just going to read by it, goodness. I was just saying.
Why would you go through all that trouble of getting a pool ready if you’re just going to sit beside it?
That’s not the only thing I’ll be doing, it’s just my preferred activity. And besides, it looked sad, still covered and full of leaves.